Jessica Simpson and John Mayer? Eww Gross!!

After months of denying they were an item, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer were spotted several times over New Years weekend slurping each other’s spit. Both were in New York and reportedly staying together at a top hotel.

This is just creepy and nasty to me… Mayer looks like he walked out of Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” video and his voice resembles a dying cat – guess it only makes sense Jessica would dig him