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New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez is rumored to be involved w/ Madonna - something that is pretty hard to believe. Besides the age difference, A-Rod can easily do better and find a hotter woman to cheat on his wife with.

Before jumping on the bandwagon and buying into this rumor, it’s important to consider the circumstances surrounding the news. Madonna has a new album (Hard Candy) and is getting ready for a tour. While “Madge’s” single w/ Justin Timberlake is certainly a deserving chart topper, she’s really past her time, especially for the pop audience that she’s targeting.

Oh, and if you’re wondering what the hell “madge” actually means, here are some enlightening definitions from UrbanDictionary.com. (somewhat vulgar, so use caution young one’s)

A-Rod has been caught before - see previous escapades w/ a stripper - but dropping down to the level of Madonna? Come on… Rodriguez and his teammates are struggling to get back into a possible playoff position, but the chances of it happening are slim. Because of this, the publicity away from baseball helps to take away from the players’ poor performance.

The “Holy Cow”-worthy claims come after The New York Post’s revelations last year that Rodriguez was catting around North America with busty blond stripper Joslyn Morse, and amid recent news Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie have been talking to divorce lawyers.

The Post has also learned that the two egocentric stars share something deeper than the same agent — kabbalah. In recent months, A-Rod has shown active interest in studying the Jewish mystical practice popularized by Madonna, her director hubby, and Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, sources said. More

This whole situation wreaks of a PR stunt.

In addition to the supposed “relationship” between Madonna and Alex Rodriguez, rumors are floating around that Guy Ritchie and Madonna are getting a divorce. US magazine reported that Ritchie agreed to a divorce and then Madonna’s team reports that there is no divorce.  Let’s get it one way or another - either you are divorcing or you’re not.  Don’t play games.

Madonna’s spokeswoman, Liz Rosenberg, told People, “There are no plans for Madonna and Guy to divorce,” and no truth to the suggestion that the singer and A-Rod are playing ball.

Madonna and Ritchie had no comment last night as they strolled into their Manhattan apartment holding hands.

Whatever happens here - I only hope that this type of fake crap publicity goes away. Create something real, something genuine or get the hell off of the TV and the radio. We don’t need your fake shit.

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