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Multiple reports have come out the past day or so indicating that frequent paparazzi freak Britney Spears is romantically involved w/ Mindfreak star Chris Angel.

Chris Angel’s reps contend that the two are merely working on a special VMA performance that Britney is trying to use to resurrect her music career. Having a clever performance would certainly help Britney, but it’s more likely to cause an even bigger stir and get her in more trouble w/ her custody battle.  If she does anything in the show that’s too sexual or too dirty, she will further damage her chances of retaining her kids in the custody battle w/ K-Fed.

This latest story comes after reports that Britney’s ex personal assistant Shannon Funk had a “sexual” relationship w/ Spears.  Racy photos of Funk fondling Spears’ breasts in a pool are showing up on OK! Magazine’s cover this week.

The choice to hang out w/ Chris Angel is likely her decision, but the other issues surrounding her are just sad… people are taking advantage of an already vulnerable young woman (not quite. :P)

We’re all 1661′ers (16 from the back but 61 from the front …)

It’s a phrase which has been coined - perhaps unkindly - to describe women who look slim and youthful from behind, but much older from the front. They are the 1661ers, so named because they look 16 from the back and closer to 61 when they turn round.

HILLIE MARSHALL, 61, managing director of a dating service, lives in Glendale, AZ with her husband Angus, 60, who’s retired. She has two children, Nicola, 27, and Jamie, 23. Hillie says:

People have a stereotyped image of what a 61-year- old mother should look like; short, graying hair, conservative clothes and fishing boots. But that’s not for me.

People think I’m a lot younger than I am, especially from behind. There have been several occasions where I’ve been walking down the street and I’ve noticed the look on people’s faces and when I turned around. They’re so shocked to see I’m mature race car driver rather than a teenager, Who don’t know how to love a man. They all love my long hair, wear tight jeans and scrappy tops, and my favorite shop is H&M. But to my mind, I never look like mutton dressed as lamb.

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Pics appear showing Spears getting up close and personal with a female friend as her custody battle kicks off…

Photos of Britney Spears topless in a swimming pool kissing another woman have been published.

The raunchy snaps show the Toxic singer with her former PA Shannon Funk in what The Star describes as a “red hot girl on girl session”.

Brit’s snap has been printed in the British newspaper and OK! Magazine in the States.

The troubled star- who shaved her hair off and entered rehab earlier in the year- is said to have enjoyed an ”X-rated Lesbian love in” with her mate.

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   When it comes to the Lindsay and Britney type of press…Here it is people…. they’re playing us…”the public”… like  puppets…There is not a person out there that could convince me that the publications whom are telling  and printing their stories  aren’t sending them a check, for doing “dumb” stuff…  there is a lot of  money being  made off these  whores…. and  there  is only one person to blame,  and  that  is  your conscience….the  next time  you see a little bit of Britney or want to take a  little peek at  Lindsay, turn your  eye, because its you, the  consumers that  are  adding fuel to the devils engine. Keep watching; keep paying your money/time (commercials) to the devil’s devise…The Time is Cumming…..

It seems like just yesterday I was posting about Lindsay Lohan’s first DUI (actually, it was my last post - sorry folks).  The starlett who just got out of rehab 2 weeks ago, has again been busted for driving under the influence.  To top it off, she had cocaine in her pocket, which she claims in an email “isn’t hers” (ya, ok).

What’s happening to this poor (rich) young girl is simply a travesty.  Lohan has done so well up until the past few years and is just throwing her future straight into the trash.  It might seem fun now, but when she’s older and her money is gone, I seriously doubt she’ll look back and say she made the best choices.

Linsday Lohan needs help… serious help, not some stuck-up, posh rehab/resort where she can just fu** off everything.  She needs to go to jail, she needs to go to a real rehab center, and she needs the full support of all her friends and family.  She also needs to drop her little drug buddies, since they obviously don’t care about her (evidenced by helping her habit).

Actress and boozer Linsday Lohan just can’t seem to keep out of the headlines for her drug & alcohol escapades. The last incident involved Linsday running her Mercedes into the curb on Sunset Boulevard on Saturday. There were two other passengers in the vehicle, but they weren’t hurt in the small accident.

Officers received a 911 call about the accident and arrested Lohan at the hospital for investigation of misdemeanor driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs, McCann said.

Lindsay Lohan Crash Video

The part of the video dealing w/ the crash, etc. starts around 4 minutes.

Police Found Cocaine in Lohan’s Vehicle

Not only was Lohan speeding when the accident happened and likely drunk, but the cops also found a small amount of a white substance in the car (appears to be cocaine).

Officers at the scene found a “usable amount” of a drug tentatively identified as cocaine, McCann said. He declined to say where the drug was found other than to say Lohan was not carrying it.

Back in January, Lindsay Lohan had checked into rehab… Guess it didn’t work.

The whole thing is just a shame… rich girl, drugs, and a wasted life.

Tony La Russa was busted Thursday morning when cops found him asleep in his SUV at a green light in Florida. Cops watched while the SUV stayed put through two green lights & their initial attempts to get his attention failed. La Russa was arrested for drunken driving, w/ a blood alcohol content over Florida’s legal limit.

He was arrested and booked at the Palm Beach County jail on the misdemeanor, according to police and jail records. He was released about 8:30 a.m. after posting $500 cash bond, said Paul Miller, a Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office spokesman.�

Wow, my wildest dreams have come true… seriously though, I don’t like this guy one bit.� He’s arrogant and a jerk. Luckily he didn’t hurt or injure anyone while he was driving.

La Russa is a four-time manager of the year and led the St. Louis Cardinals to the World Series championship last season. He also won the title in 1989 with the Oakland Athletics and has won three other pennants. His 2,297 wins over 28 seasons with the Chicago White Sox, A’s and Cardinals is third all-time.

Full story for FoxSports.com

In a strange twist of events (yes, another one), Britney Spears has reportedly left the rehab facility that she just entered on Tuesday.� Family intervention seems to be Britney’s motivation for checking into the rehab facility just yesterday, but it’s evidently not enough to keep her there.� Spears left less than 24 hrs after checking in.� This is the 2nd time in the past few weeks that Britney has entered rehab and left on her own - both within 1 day of entering.

The television news magazine “The Insider” initially reported that Spears called a car service, walked out of the Promises Malibu Treatment Center and left the facility early Wednesday morning.

Later, the TV show “Extra” and the celebrity Web site TMZ.com said the 25-year-old pop star had left the center far short of the usual 45-day stay. TMZ said she couldn’t handle rehab and went home.

Read more at MSN News

Of course all of this comes on the heals of Britney’s wild weekend where she shaved her head & got new tattoos.� I know a few people that have had to go to rehab for one reason or another, but haven’t ever seen anything like this…

There� are victims of this tragedy by the way… Britney’s kids.� Let’s hope someone is watching over them a little smarter than Britney.

In a shocking twist of events, former pop-star Britney Spears shaved her head and is now completely bald.

It seems that Britney is sick of the media attention surrounding her and going bald basically helps her say “fu** you” to the press and media; I’m not sure you can blame her for wanting to stop all the rumors.

What it really does, is adds to the ongoing lunacy and insane behavior that Britney has displayed since her breakup w/ K-Fed.

A bystander interviewed by L.A.’s KABC-TV, which filmed Spears heading into Body & Soul Tattoo on Ventura Boulevard, said that the pop star had shaved her head because “she didn’t want people touching her anymore.”

In an even stranger twist, it seems that Britney cut her locks off herself, shaving her head bald in a tattoo parlor. Spears was in the tattoo shop to get two more tattoos; one on her hip and another on her wrist.

There are reports that Britney entered a rehab facility this week and left just a day later. Of course, Spears people deny it, while other sources say it did happen.

News of Spears’ head-shaving, tattoo-inking antics came amid intense speculation earlier Friday that the increasingly pooped-looking “Toxic” singer was in rehab. But there was no confirmation from her camp, only conflicting reports that Spears was already out of rehab.

According to Extra, which first advanced the rehab story, Spears checked into an unidentified treatment facility about two days ago.

Later, both TMZ and People reported that while had Spears checked into a treatment facility, she’d checked out a day later.

Britney Spears funny video

Britney’s family is reportedly very concerned about her behavior and is thinking intervention… it seems clear that she’s on some kind of drugs that are affecting her ability to function normally. The former Mickey Mouse Club member no longer resembles the cute & talented girl we’ve all come to know her as.

I think the only thing Britney Spears has left to do is pose for Playboy and she’ll have done about everything possible to ruin her career.

Less than 1 year after giving birth to her daughter and losing her son Daniel, Anna Nicole Smith has died. Anna is best known for her appearance in Playboy magazine, as well as her marriage to billionaire J. Howard Marshall, and ongoing custody battle w/ her new baby. Her husband Howard K. Stern claims to be the father, but Larry Birkhead is also claiming to be the father.

Anna Nicole Smith’s death at 39 yrs old comes as a great shock, similar to the way her idol Marilyn Monroe died @ 36 yrs. old. Both stars had troubled pasts, but became big celebrities, as well as sex symbols.

Anna’s continuing drug use (prescription or not) has likely contributed to her death, though no one will know until an autopsy is performed. Her sudden death only adds to the controversy and news surrounding the well-endowed blonde. Smith was sued this week, along w/ the company TrimSpa, for allegedly misleading customers about the diet product.  This latest news comes on top of the “baby’s daddy” issue and the death of her son about a year ago; Daniel’s death was also a mystery, though it’s belived that a combination of prescription drugs were responsible.

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