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Multiple reports have come out the past day or so indicating that frequent paparazzi freak Britney Spears is romantically involved w/ Mindfreak star Chris Angel.

Chris Angel’s reps contend that the two are merely working on a special VMA performance that Britney is trying to use to resurrect her music career. Having a clever performance would certainly help Britney, but it’s more likely to cause an even bigger stir and get her in more trouble w/ her custody battle.  If she does anything in the show that’s too sexual or too dirty, she will further damage her chances of retaining her kids in the custody battle w/ K-Fed.

This latest story comes after reports that Britney’s ex personal assistant Shannon Funk had a “sexual” relationship w/ Spears.  Racy photos of Funk fondling Spears’ breasts in a pool are showing up on OK! Magazine’s cover this week.

The choice to hang out w/ Chris Angel is likely her decision, but the other issues surrounding her are just sad… people are taking advantage of an already vulnerable young woman (not quite. :P)

We’re all 1661′ers (16 from the back but 61 from the front …)

It’s a phrase which has been coined - perhaps unkindly - to describe women who look slim and youthful from behind, but much older from the front. They are the 1661ers, so named because they look 16 from the back and closer to 61 when they turn round.

HILLIE MARSHALL, 61, managing director of a dating service, lives in Glendale, AZ with her husband Angus, 60, who’s retired. She has two children, Nicola, 27, and Jamie, 23. Hillie says:

People have a stereotyped image of what a 61-year- old mother should look like; short, graying hair, conservative clothes and fishing boots. But that’s not for me.

People think I’m a lot younger than I am, especially from behind. There have been several occasions where I’ve been walking down the street and I’ve noticed the look on people’s faces and when I turned around. They’re so shocked to see I’m mature race car driver rather than a teenager, Who don’t know how to love a man. They all love my long hair, wear tight jeans and scrappy tops, and my favorite shop is H&M. But to my mind, I never look like mutton dressed as lamb.

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In a strange twist of events (yes, another one), Britney Spears has reportedly left the rehab facility that she just entered on Tuesday.  Family intervention seems to be Britney’s motivation for checking into the rehab facility just yesterday, but it’s evidently not enough to keep her there.  Spears left less than 24 hrs after checking in.  This is the 2nd time in the past few weeks that Britney has entered rehab and left on her own - both within 1 day of entering.

The television news magazine “The Insider” initially reported that Spears called a car service, walked out of the Promises Malibu Treatment Center and left the facility early Wednesday morning.

Later, the TV show “Extra” and the celebrity Web site TMZ.com said the 25-year-old pop star had left the center far short of the usual 45-day stay. TMZ said she couldn’t handle rehab and went home.

Read more at MSN News

Of course all of this comes on the heals of Britney’s wild weekend where she shaved her head & got new tattoos.  I know a few people that have had to go to rehab for one reason or another, but haven’t ever seen anything like this…

There  are victims of this tragedy by the way… Britney’s kids.  Let’s hope someone is watching over them a little smarter than Britney.

In a shocking twist of events, former pop-star Britney Spears shaved her head and is now completely bald.

It seems that Britney is sick of the media attention surrounding her and going bald basically helps her say “fu** you” to the press and media; I’m not sure you can blame her for wanting to stop all the rumors.

What it really does, is adds to the ongoing lunacy and insane behavior that Britney has displayed since her breakup w/ K-Fed.

A bystander interviewed by L.A.’s KABC-TV, which filmed Spears heading into Body & Soul Tattoo on Ventura Boulevard, said that the pop star had shaved her head because “she didn’t want people touching her anymore.”

In an even stranger twist, it seems that Britney cut her locks off herself, shaving her head bald in a tattoo parlor. Spears was in the tattoo shop to get two more tattoos; one on her hip and another on her wrist.

There are reports that Britney entered a rehab facility this week and left just a day later. Of course, Spears people deny it, while other sources say it did happen.

News of Spears’ head-shaving, tattoo-inking antics came amid intense speculation earlier Friday that the increasingly pooped-looking “Toxic” singer was in rehab. But there was no confirmation from her camp, only conflicting reports that Spears was already out of rehab.

According to Extra, which first advanced the rehab story, Spears checked into an unidentified treatment facility about two days ago.

Later, both TMZ and People reported that while had Spears checked into a treatment facility, she’d checked out a day later.

Britney Spears funny video

Britney’s family is reportedly very concerned about her behavior and is thinking intervention… it seems clear that she’s on some kind of drugs that are affecting her ability to function normally. The former Mickey Mouse Club member no longer resembles the cute & talented girl we’ve all come to know her as.

I think the only thing Britney Spears has left to do is pose for Playboy and she’ll have done about everything possible to ruin her career.

In the latest twist of Britney Spear’s ongoing drama (her life), her new boyfriend (now ex) apparently broke up with her over the phone.  Her beau of only 1-2 months, Isaac Cohen, reportedly had enough of the “father” role while with Spears and wasn’t in the mood to continue the relationship, which from his perspective should’ve been over awhile ago.

This whole relationship stinks of a publicity stunt for Cohen, who apparently doesn’t know what a 4-yr old is like, or an infant…. and that’s just when describing Britney… what about her kids?

Seriously though, did he think that by dating a mother of two children that he’d somehow not have to be a Dad in some way, shape or form?  Hip-hopping around the country w/ Britney’s money does sound like fun, but duh!, she has 2 kids w/ your look-a-like (K-Fed) and has been caught how many times without panties/underwear?

Get a clue dude… I hope you don’t get ONE new job from your dating scam!

Reports are swirling that “Sexyback” star Justin Timberlake and girlfriend Cameron Diaz have split up.� So what gives?

The two reportedly spent the Christmas holidays apart from each other - Justin in Tennessee and Cameron in Colorado.� Their plans were to go to Tennessee together, so something happened to change that.� Diaz was also missing from the premiere of Justin’s movie, Alpha Dog, which is kind of strange.� In addition, the couple were last spotted together clear back in mid-December.

Out partying at clubs, Justin has been quoted as saying “me and Cameron, we’re done” and other definitive statements that would seem to indicate that they are through.� There’s no other news coming out of the pair, and both were adament on the Ellen Degeneres show that they’re not ready to get married or commit further.

With Justin’s recent disclosure about his drug use and Cameron’s (just look at pictures of her), it seems that this odd relationship may have reached the end.

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Reports have surfaced that Britney Spear’s ex, Kevin Federline, has been hitting on her gal-pal Lindsay Lohan.

Both Lindsay and K-Fed have a great personal history, and Kevin is always out looking for his next pot of gold, but the funny aspect of the story is that Lindsay was reportedly “grossed out” by K-Fed’s attempts to hit on her.

K-Fed supposedly sent Lohan a text message asking if they could hang out - Lohan’s response was less than friendly, so Kevin fired back w/ “firecrotch” - a phrase made popular by one of Paris Hilton’s ex-boyfriends.

I think it’s safe to say that these two won’t be seen together much…

More on this story here.

Today’s top entertainment & celebrity stories:

• Linsday Lohan hospitalized - Lohan is having her appendix removed apparently… too bad she’s not going to rehab again
• Busta Rhymes arrested - The eccentric rapper was arrested for misdemeanor assault for allegedly beating some dude over a money dispute. Seriously, the guy looks like a brick house - you think all those steriods make you calm & passive - come on…
• OJ Simpson’s book money frozen - A federal judge has frozen the funds that OJ received from his book deal “If I did it”. The judge seems to be siding with Ron Goldman, as far as OJ trying to fraudulently hide the proceeds from the deal in a dummy corporation. Goldman is seeking some of the reported $1.1 million that OJ was given for the book deal, which was never released. This is a step in the right direction, considering Simpson has yet to pay off much (if any) of the $33 million civil judgement against him.
• Paris Hilton dropped - The owner of “Club Paris” has dropped Hilton as the spokesperson for the club after her failure to show up for promotional appearances & such. Wow, isn’t the name on the club enough?

After months of denying they were an item, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer were spotted several times over New Years weekend slurping each other’s spit. Both were in New York and reportedly staying together at a top hotel.

This is just creepy and nasty to me… Mayer looks like he walked out of Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” video and his voice resembles a dying cat - guess it only makes sense Jessica would dig him

Britney Spears was seen in Scottsdale, AZ smoozing with Arizona Cardinals QB Matt Leinart over the weekend holiday weekend. The two were spotted at a club on Scottsdale road .

Reports vary as far as what happened at the club… everything from Britney was just saying “hi”, to Britney and Matt “grinding” on the dance floor. I think it’s safe to say that she was just saying hi, especially considering that one of her friends is pals w/ Leinart’s baby’s mama (Brynn Cameron).

Of course Britney has almost been single for 2 months now, having left K-Fed in early November.

Matt Leinart was previously dating Paris Hilton after he left USC.

In related news… Britney reportedly fell asleep only minutes after the New Year. Spears hosted a party at Ceasars Palace’s “Pure” night club, but passed out only minutes after the big moment. Her reps say that she was just tired - that she didn’t drink too much, take any drugs or anything like that.