7 of The Highest Paid Fake Celebrities

We all know that top A-List celebrities make the big bucks. People like Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Matt Damon: we expect these people to bank tens of millions per year for their stunning performances in the box office. But during the last several years, a class of pseudo-celebs has descended upon us – people whose only “gift” to the screen is how painfully and comically embarassing they are. Reality TV has given these con artists room to thrive, and we profile 7 of them below.

Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino

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Did somebody say Jager Bombs? Michael Sorrentino (better known as “The Situation”) is one of the biggest names in reality TV. Staring on the show “The Jersey Shore,” Sorrentino got his fame from being the archetypical loud, obnoxious guido from Jersey, and is now raking in an absolute killing because of it. Painful as it is to read, The Huffington Post reports that Sorrentino will be taking home over $5 million this year for his on screen antics. On the bright side, with that kind of money Sorrentino will never have to worry about running out of tanning oil and hair gel.

Kim Kardashian

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In the world of undeserving celebrities, Kim Kardashian reigns supreme. For those unaware, Kim is the daughter of one of OJ Simpson’s defense lawyers who rocketed to stardom on the strength of an explicit sex tape leak. The woman now has her own TV show and rakes in $40,000 per episode according to CelebrityNetWorth.com. Ms. Kardashian also owns her own clothing line and boasts a $12 million net worth. When she isn’t on set, she can be found hanging out with the next young fake celeb on our list, Paris Hilton.

Paris Hilton

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Though her family holds billions of dollars in the hotel industry, Paris decided to make her fortune as a celebutante, parading her drama on TV and in the tabloids to promote her various brands. Paris owns a clothing line, perfume fragrance, shoes, CDs, books, and hair accessories. Combined with her now defunct television reality show “The Simple Life,” has allowed her to build a $45 million net worth. According to CelebrityNetWorth.com, Paris also gets between $25,000 and $100,000 to host or attend parties.

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi

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It seems cosmically unfair somehow that in a couple of episodes of drinking, fighting, and making out with random guys, Snooki can put away an entire yearly salary of most well paid college graduates. It’s true – “The Situation” isn’t the only Jersey kid to earn big bucks on the show. MovieLine.com reports that female costar Snooki is paid $30,000/episode for “The Jersey Shore,” easily boosting her net worth into the high hundreds of thousands, if not millions if she is smart about it. Of course, the entire point of The Jersey Shore is that none of the stars are very smart, so one can never be too sure how that money is used.

Tila Tequila

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Scandalous reality TV superstar Tila Tequila is another undeserving celebrity who rose to stardom for no other reason than her good looks and willingness to make out with other girls on camera. Though most of us who spent any time on a college campus can probably name several girls who meet that same description, Tila managed to squeeze over $1.5 million out of her lifestyle according to CelebrityNetWorth.com. Currently, her defunct reality show “A Shot At Love” is still her biggest claim to fame, though Ms. Tequila occasionally does modeling for magazines such as Maxim and FHM.

David Blaine

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Though he may have started out doing magic on the streets, master illusionist David Blaine has since risen to become one of the highest paid magicians in the world. Blaine got his break when he scored a television show called “Street Magic” that followed him around as he performed tricks on random strangers live for the camera. Since then, Blaine has focused mostly on paid performances and appearances, which is where he makes most of his money. ChaCha reports that he has an estimated $2 million yearly income, which is significantly higher than his competitor Criss Angel (valued at $1.3 million/year).

Lauren Conrad

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Lauren Conrad has been the star of the hit MTV reality shows “Laguna Beach,” and “The Hills,” earning her a spot as one of the highest paid TV celebrities of all time. The Huffington Post reports that last year, Conrad was paid $125,000 per episode of The Hills, a salary that would make some movie stars gawk after a single season. Conrad did not join the show for its final season in 2010, however with the ability to command a salary as high as her’s, her options sure won’t be limited.

About the Author: Kyle Tesori is a freelance writer for Clicker. Clicker is the complete guide to internet television. Their mission is to make it simple for viewers to find the right tv shows, right now. It’s also a place where viewers can watch movies online.

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